BREAKING NEWS: these animals have stuffed animals. Please stop whatever you’re doing and tune in to this important news story.
URGENT: This hedgehog has a teddy bear!
ALERT: This kitten also has a teddy bear!
NEWS FLASH: This puppy has a blue frog!
ATTENTION: This bunny has a bunny!
IMPORTANT: This goat has a piggie!
BREAKING: This sloth has a teddy bear!
That is all.