Valentine’s day is just around the corner, and love is in the air! Flowers wilt, chocolates melt, and balloons scare your pets when they pop. So why not get your Valentine something that will keep them warm and cozy all year round? Need a little help choosing? Follow our guide to pick out the perfect slippers for your most special Valentine (or Galentine!)
As the internet’s premier cute bunny experts, we take our jobs very seriously, and we need to warn you about a very dangerous issue facing our world today. Did you know that there are a lot of FAKE BUNNIES out there? Some may have very clever disguises. They may look cute, they may look cuddly, they may have long bunny ears, but they are NOT BUNNIES. Please educate yourself and try to avoid these dangerous imposters.
Exhibit 1: This is NOT a bunny. Please note its guilty expression. It knows it’s NOT a bunny!!
Exhibit 2: This very clever charlatan has long bunny ears and a fluffy cotton ball tail. At first you’re thinking, “Sure, of course, that’s a bunny.” But wait! It appears to have another, LONG SCALY TAIL. When an animal has TWO tails, you have to ask yourself: “Is this a bunny?!” The answer is NO.
Exhibit 3: Now this has be a bunny, you might be saying. Look at its long bunny ears! WRONG. This is NOT A BUNNY. You’ve been swindled by a LLAMA!!!
Exhibit 4: This master of disguises has been known to fool even the savviest bunny experts. It’s white. It’s fluffy. It has adorable whiskers. But if you zoom and enhance, you can see that this is NOT a bunny. This is a naughty, naughty, tricky CAT!!!
Exhibit 5: Let’s examine the facts, and only the facts. This bunny has a fuzzy tummy, cute lil paws, and four ears. WAIT A MINUTE. Four ears?!?! This is NOT a bunny! If you see this NOT BUNNY coming your way, DO NOT PET, no matter how cute it appears to be!
Exhibit 6: If a bunny is taller than you, it is NOT A BUNNY.
Exhibit 7: If a bunny has two faces, and one of them looks really really mad, it is NOT A BUNNY.
Exhibit 8: DEFINITELY NOT A BUNNY!!! HELP! RUN, RUN AWAY, AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!
In conclusion, we hope you have learned some valuable skills to help you determine a NOT BUNNY when you see one. Tell your friends and loved ones how to avoid these crafty creatures. Remember, if you see something, say something: report all suspicious bunnies to a trusted adult. And if you need to know what a REAL BUNNY looks like, just check out this very accurate example:
Are you shopping for a teen girl who loves all things cute? We’ve gathered up some of our most fun and adorable slippers… from animals, to spa slippers, to heated Smores!
Unicorn Light Up Slippers: These might be the most *magical* slippers in our shop! With rainbow manes and tails, shiny golden horns, and dainty little pink hooves, these Unicorns are cute to the max. Best of all, these babies light up! LED lights in their faces cycle through the colors of the rainbow, giving them twice the rainbow power!
Fuzzy Fox Slippers: These sweet foxes are made of super soft plush, and cozy, thick footbeds. Our favorite features are the adorable, big pointed ears!
Heates Smores USB Slippers: OK y’all… these slippers HEAT UP. If you know somebody who’s always cold, this is the perfect gift! Just plug the included cord into any USB port to create a toasty warmth. They can also be worn as regular slippers without the heating feature. YUM!
Spa Slippers: These lovely slippers come in Pink or Aqua. With super soft plush, foam footbeds, and bows, they’re perfect for a fashionista!
Fuzzy Pig Slippers: Adorbs!! These fuzzy pigs have the cutest li’l ears and noses! And the unique textured fabric makes these footbeds extra comfy.
Tiger Slippers: Rawr! If she loves wild animals, check out these striking tigers. Our favorite part of these cats are their extra fuzzy, extra adorable little chins! They look so much like tigers, but are safe to have inside your house…win win!
This holiday season, are you shopping for a brother, son, husband, or dad? Here are some of our most fun and cozy picks for all the dudes on your list!
Highland Cattle Slippers: Are you shopping for the man who has everything? Well, we bet he doesn’t have a pair of Highland Cattle Slippers, because these are the first ones in existence! These delightfully shaggy slippers are great for Scots, wannabe Scots, or anybody who wants to think of the chilly Scottish moors while staying cozy at home.
German Shepherd Slippers: If you’re shopping for a dog person, he’ll love these adorable guard dogs! All the cuteness and fuzziness of a German Shepherd, minimal care and feeding required. And best of all, they don’t bite!
Fuzzy Shark Slippers: Chomp! These sharks show off their fearsome teeth, but are actually quite soft and cozy! The extra textured fabric on the footbeds gives tired feet a massage.
Black Bear Paw Slippers: These large fuzzy bear paws are perfect for hibernation season, and will give him a laugh every time he puts them on. Caution: may scare household pets!
Are you shopping for any mini zoologists this holiday season? If there’s a little one in your life who’s the ultimate animal lover, read on! We’ve gathered up some cozy slippers and some high quality toys that are sure to delight, year-round!
Kids Dog Slippers: Arf! These friendly little pups have floppy ears and adorable fuzzy fur. They’ll keep your little one’s paws nice and cozy!
Geometric Animals Puzzle Sticks: This is really six puzzles in one! To discover one of the animals, first find one eight sticks with the same background color, then arrange to reveal the image. Includes fox, tiger, bear, lion, raccoon, and cat!
Kids Fox Slouch Slippers: With vibrant orange coats in the softest fur ever, these foxes are lined with fleece and have embroidered features. Padded micro-suede soles are both durable and non-slip!
Veterinarian Pretend Play Set: Your little one can set up their own veterinarian’s office with this beautifully-designed set! They’ll be diagnosing and curing stuffed animals in no time. Includes X-rays, patient records, vet tools, and more!
Kids Alligator Slouch Slippers: With rows of felt “teeth”, spines, and embroidered yellow eyes, these mischievous alligators will keep your kiddo laughing year-round! Made with ultra soft plush, fleece linings, and non-slip microsuede soles.
Wigglefants Stacking Game: What are Wigglefants? They’re wiggly, wobbly elephants! Stack these wooden elephants in all kinds of ways…follow the pattern cards to re-create a shape, or build your own.
Kids Wolf Paw Slippers: Inspire hours of imaginative play, and keep little toes cozy at the same time…win win!
Animals! Matching Game: This is a colorful spin on a classic memory matching game. The 72 durable cards (36 matches) reveal all kinds of colorful critters, like toucans, snails, and hippos! Make a smaller selection for beginners, or play them all for a challenge.
Is there someone on your holiday shopping list who binge watches Planet Earth, and dreams of going on safari? Or maybe they just really really really like to watch Panda videos? Whether their safaris are IRL or virtual…the slipper version of their favorite wild animal is sure to make them grin! And you’re in luck–we’ve got the world’s best menagerie of wild animal slippers!
Pink Flamingo Slippers: These hot pink beauties are an adorably cozy tribute to our fabulously feathery friends!
Tiger Slippers: These orange and black striped cats have extra fuzzy chins you’ll want to scratch! Cuteness! (Not recommended with actual tigers).
Panda Bear Slippers: What’s black and white and cute and fuzzy and cozy all over? These slippers!
Fuzzy Monkey Slippers: These smiling little guys look super sweet and mayyyyyybe just a little bit mischievous!
Turtle Slippers: Unlike the real thing, these shells are soft and cozy. However, just like the real thing, these turtles have flippers and very wise looking eyes.
Lion Slippers: You’ll feel like the king or queen of the jungle with these regal lions on your feet! Warning: they might challenge your house cats for alpha cat!
Giraffe Slippers: While they’re a little bit shorter than actual giraffes, these slippers are just as cute! Made with fuzzy horns, ears, and manes, and spotted fur, don’t be surprised if you catch them snacking on a leaf!
Fuzzy Elephant Slippers: Real elephants aren’t exactly fuzzy… but using our patented fuzzifying technology, we’ve taken the cuteness of an elephant and the fuzziness of a slipper and combined them. Best of both worlds!
If you’re anything like us, you’ve got a long list of holiday gifts to buy for family and friends. Let us help you check some things off your list! We’ve got slippers for him, for her, for dog lovers, for cat lovers, for kiddos, and much more. We’ve gathered some of our favorite picks of the year, including old favorites, and brand new styles!